Musical interlude

I’ve got sunshine On a cloudy day. When it’s cold outside, I’ve got the month of May. Well, I guess you’ll say What can make me feel this way? My girl. Talkin’ ’bout my girl.

Voices. In my head.

Here’s today’s funny list of shit I found somewhere else… Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you. You say I’m a bitch like it’s a bad thing. Well this day was a total waste of make-up. Well, aren’t we a damn ray of sunshine? Don’t bother me; I’m living happily ever after. Do I […]

50 First Date Nites

I gotta say, I was walking on sunshine earlier. Yeah, like that song. Around lunchtime (after my morning of Midas Hell, but that’s another post) my wife said to me “I want a Date Nite tonite.” For those of you who haven’t devolved into our particular brand of family life, a Date Nite means we […]