Ah, one of my favoritist tunes ever: “Out in the west Texas town of El Paso, I fell in love with a Mexican girl…” The singer falls for Felina, and hilarity ensues. Ok, that’s just the short version. You know what I’m talking about, right? So tell me this: am I the only one whe […]
First, get a million dollars. And then when they ask you why you didn’t pay income tax, use two simple words: “I forgot.” With apologies to Steve Martin, who is a whole lot funnier than I.
On the radio this morning, I heard this Steve Martin classic, and my kids were wondering why I got all giggly all of a sudden… (some of my readers may wish to ask their parents just what the hell I’m talking about) King Tut King Tut Now when he was a young man, He’d never […]