star-wars

I stumbled across a really cool blog post, comparing the crews of Serenity (Firefly) and the Millennium Falcon.

I never thought of that! And I like the choices made.

And I love the Chewie comparison. I happen to think Star Wars could have been improved with Jewel Staite in there someplace.

Jeremy at winterson.com has posted screencaps of some truly bad bootleg Star Wars subtitles.

“worry to lose is to lead to the evil augury” - Yoda

Found via Boing Boing.

Moment of absurd Star Wars ad zen
Originally uploaded by xeni.

I have been laughing about this all day, since seeing it on Boing Boing, but then I finally clicked through to realize it was on Flickr (and therefore easy to blog)

Heh.

Wonder what happens if Anakin finds out you used his phone and were roaming?

“I see dead people.”

Make no doubt about it, this one is the most intense Star Wars there is. But probably only because in the original Star Wars (which is now Episode IV) when they blew up a planet and “millions of voices cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced” they didn’t actually show it.

Let’s see, without giving too much away, the movie had:

No breasts (bare ones at least)
One pregnant senator
A zillion droids, most of which meet an untimely demise
Cool space battles
cool land battles
just keep swimming (but no Nemo)
Light Sabers “backward R” Us
Brilliant Oscar-worthy dialog and acting
Shiny things
A giant lava lamp
Wookies
Politicians
Mechanics
Huge sets
(just kidding about that Oscar thing)
Yoda fu
Clone fu
Jedi fu (a bit redundant, but not quite the same as Yoda fu)
Things get blowed up. A lot.

If I think of more I’ll add to the list…

Life size.

In Legos.