Spring Break is here. My wife is not. She went away for a conference. Two nights. Just me and the kids. I can do this, right? Oh, to make it mo’ betta: My back still isn’t working right. It’s raining. It’s 40 degrees. I’m thinking Movie Night. Followed by movie morning, movie afternoon, another movie […]
I learned something new today! I was going to say something witty like ‘the sloth ends today,’ or somesuch. Turns out I was hearing the wrong word in my head (I’ve always, always, rhymed it with “moth” or “cloth.”) I like to think I’m an active sorta person, but the last couple of weeks, let’s […]
As in, they don’t fall very far. My son just googled “hot chicks” and printed out (in my wife’s words, and she knows what she’s talking about) ‘adult content’ and showed it to his brother and a friend. He is nine, people. I mean, I know it’s spring break and all, but c’mon! Of course, […]