Totally fake Harry Potter plots

I am making this up. If one or more of these things happen, don’t come looking at me, it’s a total coincidence. Hermione and Ron get pregnant (by accident), and have to quit studying magic to work at muggledane jobs in a bookstore to support their growing family, dealing with tons of fans (of some […]

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If you haven’t seen Serenity yet. Seriously. Major spoilers. Big time will ruin the film for you if you haven’t already seen it. Okay, is that enough warning? Also, don’t be sipping a beverage while reading this the first time. I share with you: Serenity in 2000 Words or Less by Ron Swartzendruber.

War of the Wild Monkey Lovers

Rachel Ferrier: I’m allergic to peanut butter. Ray Ferrier: Since when? Rachel Ferrier: Birth. Yes, I went to see “War of the Worlds,” in spite of Tom’s crazy antics the last couple months. And I wanna tell you one thing: This movie rocks. Now that I’ve got that out of the way, I need to […]