Turkey Day is coming!

Crap, I blink and suddenly tomorrow is Thanksgiving. Who let that happen? Did everyone get the e-mail except me? I’m kidding, kinda, since we’ve been planning for this for over a week now. I have a hotel room booked near my parents’ house. It’s a Holiday Inn express, so I can feel smarter afterward (lookout, […]

Sad state of affairs

You know things are tight when you tell the kids that if they are good boys and girls, Santa may bring us enough gas to get to Grandmas House for Christmas.

Um, yeah.

“I have never been a religious man,” said an eating fan from Santa Monica known as Bobby Cee. “But seeing the image of the Blessed Virgin in that sandwich is pretty darned spine-tingling.” I think I’ve been doing this religion thing all wrong.