My son had a visit to the doctor today. He had a wart on his hand that we have tried everything to get rid of and it was really bothering him. So we finally went to see his pediatrician. He has a flair for the dramatic (to say the least) and even brought his backpack […]
If you’re at the sandwich shop and you ask for “peppers,” if you don’t specify a kind of pepper you will get jalapenos. That also explains why my ass was burning this morning.
She sent me this killer joke: A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, “Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn’t pay […]