Dear Congress:

If you’re done harassing has-been baseball players and their trainers, perhaps you’d like to explain (and use little words, please) just what the fuck is going on with Wall Street and why we feel it necessary that the US Taxpayers should bail the rich asshats out? Thanks.

the rich get richer

I don’t give a shit what the Fed does with the interest rate, or that the Dow goes nuts as a result. You can make it zero percent, and Discover will still charge me 21% for the gas I bought on credit because I couldn’t wait until payday. I’m thinking more of America is like […]

What I learned from the apocalypse speech

I could only handle Cheney’s “I got my money, fuck you,” smirk for so long, but long enough to learn this: $500 billion for overseas war, funded by tax cuts for the rich? Good. Earmarks, Bad. ‘We need to trust Americans to own their own homes.’ If they can’t pay for them anymore, we need […]