It’s not just a river in Egypt

I am all better! Really! I’m trying to write with exclamation points, since it makes all my friends seem perky! And, seriously, I am one fucking perky guy! Here’s a joke or two to show you that I’m feeling hunky-dory: “Let me tell ya, you gotta feel bad for John Kerry. Just think he came […]

A serious funk.

Okay, I’ve been down for too long. This just sucks. (eloquent, ain’t I?) I’m hoping maybe if I just make a stupid list I can start to get over myself already. So, in an effort to either a)wallow deeper or b)pull myself up by the bootstraps (whatever they are), I’ve made a list of shit […]

Purple Haze

Thanks to Boing Boing. Map created showing mix of republican to democrat votes, instead of just who won each state.