Ambien Walrus

I was reminded of this little guy while reading about someone who spent $7K on amazon while on Ambien. Myself? I just do depraved things that will haunt me and send some brutally honest emails. I may ruin relationships, but at least I’m not spending gobs of money that I don’t have.

maybe it’s not too late to learn

“Do not bring people in your life who weigh you down. And trust your instincts … good relationships feel good. They feel right. They don’t hurt. They’re not painful. That’s not just with somebody you want to marry, but it’s with the friends that you choose. It’s with the people you surround yourselves with.” -Michelle […]

I suck at titles

“There is no such thing as too much love.” ~quote I saw on Facebook Which is only fitting, I suppose. I suck at things; that apparently is my magic power. LOL. Everybody should have a magic power, I think. I promise to try and use my power for good. At least from now on. This […]