Muttslide!

Oops, I forgot last week and so today I’m doing two days of Unconscious Mutterings so another week doesn’t slip by. Heh. Week 549: Weird :: Science. Kelly LeBrock still makes me all tingly. Balance :: beam Personal :: private Reproduction :: copier Distraction :: Squirrel! Articulate :: definitely not me Shovel :: Rake Column […]

you can humbug along at home, if you like

This morning I came as close to announcing “I’m cancelling Christmas!” as I ever have. All over something stupid. I know – kids will be kids, and kids will fight over stupid things. I also know they better not fuck with me, because I make Tony Montana look pretty relaxed at this point. So, anyway, […]