I’ve been messing with the colors for the blog. Any thoughts? Hate it? Hard to read? Best Blog Colors Evar? Yesterday was apparently Asshole Driver Day. I think it was planned by the people at CNN, who are covering some LA blogger who likes to take pictures of bad drivers. Dude, if I did that, […]
Scene 1: I’m sitting on the toilet, it’s 5:00 AM. No lights, trying not to disturb anyone who is sleeping. I fart.** The dog comes running in from the other half of the house, acting like she hasn’t seen me in months and OH MY GOD HERE YOU ARE! Scene 2: Sitting at breakfast, and […]
I would rather watch High School Musical 2 (Saved by the Bell Edition) for the eleventh time than watch football tonite. Guess who’s playing? Yeak, Dickless’ old team, and they will spend every spare breath on Michael and his bullshit. Hey, NFL, and the rest of the world, how about a little perspective? As horrid […]