This conversation actually happened. Last night. At dinner. Child: Mommy, remember when I got sick and frowed up? Mom: Yes, sweety. That was bad. Child: On yours bed? Mom: Mm-hmm. Eat your dinner. Child: And I throwed up on yours bed and my hands and it went on the floor? Mom: Can’t this wait until […]
Have you seen the commercial, where the woman and her child invite the friend over, and while they are playing the other child has the nerve to sneeze on the train, so mom looks disdainfully down her nose at said child, runs to the (unlocked, natch) cabinet and grabs the lysol spray and hoses down […]
Here’s the kind of blog entry I was talking about. As I said, it’s better for your health that I’ve forgotten most of these. Actually happened yesterday: baby: (makes pukey face, here comes the pedialyte) me: “please go get me a towel” older child who is so helpful: not moving. baby: “bleeechh” me: “Please go […]