Aren’t you proud of my restraint?

I’ve managed to NOT post about the Panther cheerleaders that had sex in a public restroom and then punched somebody who was complaining they were taking too long. I mean, this has all the classic TV movie elements: fame, sex, girl-girl sex, cheerleaders, cheerleader girl-girl sex, and violence – and I haven’t written about it […]

yeah, I’m gonna complain about it. again.

Okay, bird flu. (In about six months there will be a few movies on “Sci-fi” and “TBS,” plus three ‘reality’ shows on Fox such as “are you infected?” but till then you get to hear me bitch.) I know this is CNN’s summary of what I hope is a real play for dealing with this […]

Again, Andy Borowitz nails one.

BARBARA BUSH RELOCATED Former First Lady Moved to New Location Away From Cameras, Microphones Just days after former First Lady Barbara Bush made widely publicized remarks about people made homeless by Hurricane Katrina, the White House said today that Mrs. Bush had been moved to “a new location away from television cameras and microphones.” Mrs. […]