Feeling old. Breakfast donuts! fantastic comments lunch? Italian! (exclamation, points) work work projectile vomiting soccer practice take out kong, king cake, candles “caution: flammable” wash towels every. towel. kids crash birthday sex? no, asleep.
Oops!: “‘The vice president didn’t see him,’ she continued. ‘The covey flushed and the vice president picked out a bird and was following it and shot. And by god, Harry was in the line of fire and got peppered pretty good.’” I’ve noticed that in just a few hours CNN has changed it’s tune from […]
This morning we went to practice, and it was going to be just me and my son (who is, you know, practicing). At the words “time to leave” the baby grabbed her shoes and claimed a car seat – referencing No Child Left Behind. So off we went. Moments after we arrived, I knew something […]