I am sorry I peed on the toilet seat when I was little. Repeatedly. I apologize profusely for not working harder on my aim, and for not just lifting the damn seat in the first place. And yes, paybacks are a bitch. You were right about that, too. Now please? Make it stop.
This morning I went to get our little princess up and ready to go. She was wearing one of her brothers t-shirts (girls start on the “oversized t-shirt at bedtime” thing early, don’t they?) and a diaper. I set her on the floor and went to the closet to pick out an outfit. Something appropriately […]