One day a very young polar bear was sitting on an ice drift, watching his father trying to catch fish, when he asked, “Dad, am I a full-blooded polar bear?” His father replied, “Sure son, you’re full blooded.” The young bear asked, “Are you positive that I’m 100% polar bear, Dad?” “Yes, son, I’m sure. […]
Some high, some low: After leaving work on Friday I stopped to donate blood. Not because it’s 9/11, but because it has been a while (I’m some variant of Type O so the vampires always call me and beg). Riddle me this: why does it take so long? 90 minutes I was there. Not much […]
Okay, I’m not positive that Wal-Mart is evil, but it sure seems that way. Today I noticed they have a monthly DVD rental plan that rivals Netflix and is cheaper ($3.23 cheaper if you keep three movies at a time), plus they give you a 30 day free trial instead of 14 at Netflix. So, […]