Turds

Poopie has sent a meme to me: Turd in a punch bowl are the 1st and 3rd lines, you make up the 2nd and 4th lines and they have to rhyme. Ahem: Turd in a punch bowl Better than the tub? Turd in a punch bowl Rub a dub dub. (and yes, last night my […]

Hitchhikers Guide to Sideways

I saw both movies this weekend, so the following might contain spoilers. You’ve been warned.. Sideways: two guys fucking around in Wine Country HHG2G: two guys, a girl, another guy (with an extra head) and a maniacally depressed robot fucking around in outer space Sideways: Miles HHG2G: Marvin Sideways: Pinot Noir HHG2G: Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters […]

Second grade.

That’s when I learned this little poem. I used to repeat it over and over. And today, while reading quotes about insanity, I found it again. One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys went out to fight. Back to back, they faced each other, and with their swords they shot […]