This morning on my run I was found by a couple of puppies. Okay, fifty pound puppies, but they were clearly puppies. they would sniff and sorta lick at my fingers and tap dance in circles around me (how is it that a dog can run backward just as fast as I can forward? Amazing. […]
A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks for help from his father. “Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?” His dad looks up, thoughtfully, and says, “I’ll show you.” Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars, and then […]
Thank you, thank you for all the wonderful words on my last entry. It makes my heart go pitter-pat to know that so many people think this is a Good Thing we’ve got going here. Of course, I think you’re all misguided by my “journalism,” but it’s hard to convinve you how truly rotten I […]