I can neither confirm nor deny…

…that I allegedly said the following at the pool yesterday: “If you pull your pants down one more time, you’re gonna have to wear a suit like your sisters.” Not just one-piece. Pink, glittery one-piece. That says “Barbie” in a big heart on the front.

Quixotic pizza

Tonite was Mega Fun Pizza Place Night for our elementary school. This is where you go eat pizza, and a percentage (or a fraction of a percentage, can’t remember) of your purchase goes back to the school so they can buy things like electricity and chalk. No child left behind! Anyway, this happens every six […]

We sang every song that driver knew

We had a fun, exciting, delightful, stressful, long weekend. Not in that order. I’ll be boring and write a bullet list of random thoughts. If you’re looking for good writing, might I suggest the (too) long blogroll to the right. Pick any at random or I can make suggestions if you need. Ahem: We went […]