The boyfriend pillow: It might make some people uneasy but have sold about 1,000 in Japan since the product went on the market last December. The maker says the pillow is not only an emotional comfort, but that its shape keeps the body balanced by supporting the sleeper from both sides.
Sent to me via e-mail: The dog wags his tail, Seeking approval. See mine? Different message. My brain: walnut-sized. Yours: largest among primates. Yet, who leaves for work? Most problems can be Ignored. The more difficult Ones can be slept through. My affection is conditional. Don’t stand up, It’s your lap I love. There’s no […]
…where I put the stamps? I’m in my “office.” I can easily lay my fingers on any one of the following: 71 pencils, unsharpened. Electric pencil sharpener. Empty McAfee VirusScan box. Star Wars Gungan Frontier CD (rated E for Everyone) a Bah Humbug pillow that I washed with something blue so the letters are fucked […]