Falling any faster would break the laws of physics

In about a week she goes from this to whatever this (NSFW) is. (see here for the full series) Somebody make it stop! Where’s Tara “I’m so wholesome compared to that” Reid when you need her? But hey, we’ve all forgotten K-Fed’s alleged sex tape, right?

Intelligent Falling Theory

You’ve probably seen it already, but it bears repeating: this Onion story is a classic: The Onion | Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New ‘Intelligent Falling’ Theory: “KANSAS CITY, KS—As the debate over the teaching of evolution in public schools continues, a new controversy over the science curriculum arose Monday in this embattled Midwestern state. […]