Panda Porn (and I’m not even at the top of google for this yet. Bah.) And more Panda Porn: and a Panda Sex Toy: (don’t ask me what it does, I guess it talks dirty) and a Panda who has to sleep outside because he didn’t get Mrs. Panda anything for Valentines Day: and the […]
President Creates Cabinet-Level Position To Coordinate Scandals | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source (full text at link): “‘Tonight, by executive order, I am creating a permanent department with a vital mission: to ensure that the political scandals, underhanded dealings, and outright criminal activities of this administration are handled in a professional and orderly […]
Woman marries dolphin My wife may not leave me for another man (at least not yet), but this I can’t compete with…