What they don’t show you on HGTV

You know on the remodeling shows, when the young couple with the helpful (and quiet and polite) children want to spend a fortune remodeling their bathroom, the perky host says something like “well, first we need to take out the old tile.” And it takes five minutes? We’ve been at it for four. days. And […]

a fresh hell

My child has discovered the “good morning show” on Sprout. Perky lady singing and trading jokes with… a squeaky toy. I am not. making. this up.