Glad we got that figured out
Overheard last night: “Mom, boys have a peanuts… And girls just have a little hole.” “uh-huh.” “Mommy, I have a penis!” “Yes, yes you do. And I’ve known that the whole time. Now, into the bath..”
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That’s unpossible!
It showed all the signs of a date night. My wife e-mailed me this afternoon. Would I like dinner? And then the tantalizing hook – “I shaved my legs.” Oh my I just about, ahem, climaxed right then. But I’m a realist. It was only 4:00 in the afternoon. Things happen. We get the kids, […]
I can’t name my girls, so…
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