Paint by numbers

Hello. How are you? How’s your weekend? Mine’s been… interesting. And it’s only half over. What’s that? Why am I posting an entry at 11:00 on a Saturday night? Well, it’s a long story, but to sum up, I’ll do it by numbers: 4 – number of family members having a birthday in the past […]

What are ya, chicken?

We were at McDonalds the other day, in the “Playplace.” I couldn’t help but notice they had painted vacation pictures of the Chicken Mcnuggets on the walls. Damn, these kids know how to party. There was water skiiing, parasailing, skydiving, hot air ballooning, sailing. Wow. In my next life, maybe I’ll be a nugget.

Laugh out loud funny

I’ve been in desperate need of a good laugh lately, and along with Manicgurl’s dislike for early morning meetings; I find this, courtesy of Wonkette (as an aside, is it just me or are they trying to make Reagan into the next Lady Di? “reagan at funeral home” “reagan in the hearse” “closing the door […]