It was Saturday, we’d been busy (let’s just say we had already been halfway across Texas by 2:00, just in time for a Mega Fun Pizza Birthday Party we had been invited to). My wife was nursing a headache, my kids were “bored,” and I was a little desperate. So, I did what any desperate […]
This can be found all over the place, but my drunk sister sent it to me via e-mail: Also: Welcome to all the fine folks visiting from LiveJournal! In case you’re curious, I’m an Aries, but I had to look up what “bellicose” meant. Feel free to share in the comments.. ARIES Drinking style Impulsive […]
*sigh* Ben’s back…Oh…umm….hi Ben! How are you?! Have a good trip? yeah? What…what do you mean the place is a mess? No it’s not! I swear! Okay…well..maybe we had one party or two, but I swear that I have no idea where that thong came from! And with Ben’s return comes an end to our […]