Tag: onion

ogres have layers

On the outside I may appear like an emotionless sarcastic piece of shit, but just like an onion when you peel off more layers you find the exact same thing every single time and you start crying. (just kidding about the crying part)

Casual sex – not so free

Apparently, casual sex can only take you so far in life. ARLINGTON, VA—An alarming new study published in the International Journal of Sexual Health reveals that casual sex, the practice of engaging in frequent, spontaneous sexual encounters with new and exciting partners, may only provide unimaginable pleasure and heart-pounding exhilaration for, at most, 25 to […]