Tag: old man

To Genuine, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar

An 80 year old man went into the confessional and told the priest the following: “Father, I am an 80 year old man, I’m married, I have 4 children and 11 grandchildren. Last night I strayed and had an affair with two 18 year old girls. We partied and made love all night long.” The […]

Suspected terrorist mastermind Mike Wallace Arrested

For some reason, I find this wildly refreshing: Mike Wallace Arrested The dispute began as Wallace was leaving an Upper East Side restaurant, WCBS-TV reported. Wallace saw two Taxi and Limousine Commission inspectors interviewing his driver, who they said was double-parked outside the restaurant. The TLC said Wallace approached the inspectors and became “overly assertive […]