Won’t you take me to funky town

I can’t seem to shake a general funk. It’s not a super bad one (compared to other ones), but it just won’t quit. I’m trying to eat better (taking my multivitamin! Daily!), trying to sleep, trying to exercise. But the fog? Won’t quit. Gah. I find myself overly sensitive to nonsense things. I feel like […]

The fireman screams and the engine just gleams

My car doesn’t have a radio right now. Well, it hasn’t for a couple months. A child (who shall remain nameless) shoved something into the cassette deck, along with a casette, and now? nothing. The tape won’t play, and it won’t come out to let the radio play. So. Why am I telling you this? […]

It’s Monday. What were you expecting?

I gots nuthin’, so I’m giving back to the blogitudes by writing about: Talking Urinal Cakes. Urinal cake technology has been pretty stagnant in recent years. However, apparently New Mexico has been pretty pissed (get it?) about how many of its citizens are drinking and driving, That’s where these new cutting-edge, state-of-the-art cakes come in. […]