Tag: Nativity

you can humbug along at home, if you like

This morning I came as close to announcing “I’m cancelling Christmas!” as I ever have. All over something stupid. I know – kids will be kids, and kids will fight over stupid things. I also know they better not fuck with me, because I make Tony Montana look pretty relaxed at this point. So, anyway, […]

Okay, now this is silly

Apparently the Vatican and everyone else is not terribly happy with the wax celebrity nativity scene starring Beckham and Posh as Joseph and Mary. Okay, and Samuel L. Jackson would make a kick-ass shepard. Nobody would fuck with his sheep. (insert Beavis laugh here). But c’mon, look at the wise men. That’s just going too […]