Morgan-Freeman

I’ve said for a long time that I really, really want my life story told by Morgan Freeman. He just has a way of saying things, ya know?

And again, xkcd reads my mind. Ahem:

Last night, I finally watched “10 items or Less.”

You may or may not know it, but I’m a huge Paz Vega fan. I think she’s pretty coo (understatement)l. So perhaps I’m a little biased when I say that I really liked this movie.

But I also say it’s worth renting for one thing: To hear Morgan Freeman say “blow job.”

(it’s not what you think, but he does say it)

Also? I think I want to marry Morgan Freeman, or at least his character, and I certainly wouldn’t mind spending the day with him (like in the movie). He freakin’ rocks.

Check it out.

(rated R for language, the F-bomb is thrown about like confetti)

And Mr. Freeman, if you’re reading this? Please get in touch. Thanks.