For any of you who a) don’t read Chris and 2) don’t have the pleasure of raising little testosterone monkeys, please go read how her son helped prevent a trip to the doctor. Always thinking, those kids! Also, I understand he is now listed in my HMO Directory under “specialists.”
Okay, there is ignorant, and then there’s things like this. Why is it just men and women? Because since history has been recorded, chipped in stone, inked onto papyrus, scribed into great books or printed on your ink jet, the basic idea behind marriage has been to set up a system for the raising of […]
From a friend who works for a major airline: A woman was looking at the animals on display in a pet store. A few minutes later, man walked in and said to the shopkeeper “I’ll take a Ramp Monkey, please”. The shopkeeper nodded and took a monkey out of a cage. He put a collar […]