meme

Here’s week 202 from Unconscious Mutterings…

1. Hardball :: Softball
2. Sleepless :: in Seattle! (of course)
3. Graduation :: pain in the ass, for those of us not graduating
4. Presents :: christmas
5. Toe :: Mistle
6. Lotion :: motion
7. Snicker :: Lemony (and not the candy bar)
8. Eve :: All about
9. Investment :: plan
10. Pain :: in the ass

I say … and you think … ?

1. Wiggle :: Won’t you sit on my face and…
2. Face :: The Wiggles!
3. Adjustable :: attitude
4. Room :: for error. LOTS of it.
5. Easy :: bake oven
6. Store :: was full of people buying ice on Saturday
7. Maid :: wouldn’t last a day at my house
8. 9 pm :: sounds like a good bedtime
9. Challenge :: sometimes I’m up for one
10. Debt :: *looks at self in mirror*

I picked this up from Interstellar Lass…

The Name Game

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet and current street name)
   Tiny Berkeley. Yeah, I’ve always dreamed of going by the name “tiny.”
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your mom’s side, your favorite candy)
   Ben Reese. Like Ben Affleck but with more gut.
3. YOUR “FLY GIRL/GUY” NAME: (first initial of first name, first two or three letters of your middle name)
   Bant. WTF?
4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
   Blue Dog. I have such boring colors.
5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
   Tony Arlington. Sounds like a mobster, doesn’t it? A mobster from North Texas, I guess.
6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 2 letters of mom’s maiden name and first 3 letters of the town you grew up in.)
   Reebeflpla. I’m a wookie, not a fucking ewok.
7. Terrorist Name: (middle name spelled backwards, your mom’s maiden name spelled backwards)
   Ynohtna Telf. Those who hear my name tremble. Some giggle.

Um, so there ya go. Anyone else wanna play?