Funny people
I wish I were a tenth as creative as some people I run across daily. I love the Curoisity twitter feed… CHRIST ON A STICK I JUST SAW A FUCKING MARTIAN. OH WAIT. MY BAD. IT WAS A ROCK. Oh, yeah, almost forgot this one
Tag: Mars
Choose and perish!
From one of the best movies of all time, Ghostbusters. Gozer: Sub-creatures! Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, the Traveller has come! Choose and perish! Ray Stantz: What do you mean, choose? We don’t understand! Gozer: Choose! Choose the form of the Destructor! Peter Venkman: Oh, I get it. Real cute! [to the […]
To forgive, divine
I just tried to make a batch of divinity. I now have four parchment paper sheets covered with tiny mounds of pecan flavored marshmallow sauce. Too sticky to do anything with. Um, yeah. This never happens on Food TV… Here’s a quote from my wife: “You are not allowed to buy a $300 KitchenAid just […]