You thought fart jokes were bad?

As was routine after a good feeding with my newborn daughter, I put her on my shoulder and patted her on the back (read: whacked her repeatedly for several minutes) until she produced a resounding belch. Of course, DH and I cheered her accomplishment. A moment after that, it struck me as strange, so I […]

The day I got a coffeemaker…finally!

For Mother’s Day, I received a handmade card from my five year old, a handmade card featuring a tea pot from my seven year old, and from my two year old? I got the biggest turd I’ve ever seen in my life this morning.My oldest daughter had her best friend spend the night, and while […]