You cannot make this up

Woman: “Do you have any flashlights?” Store person: “We only have a “Madagascar” light. They’re over by the cash registers.”

charming

I put “Madagascar” into my netflix queue (no, it hasn’t been released yet, but this way I don’t have to think about it again) and under the “Other Movies you might Enjoy” list is Alien vs. Predator You got ta move it move it…

Cuz I’m nice that way

I’ll give y’all a choice: Do you want to hear about our date night on Friday, or seeing Madagascar with the boys on Saturday? Sadly, not much else from the weekend is particularly post-worthy. I mean, it is, to masochists like me that like to rehash every. little. thing. but to most everyone else? Not […]