Two, three, four, stick around we’ll tell you more…

Remember when I was whining about it getting cold here? (yes, we rememember, like it was yesterday, replies the group) Well I start the car to defrost it, I bundle up the baby, (remember to take the garbage can to the curb), and get in the car to hear this. (warning, sound). I heart my […]

Instant karma’s gonna get you

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o’clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. “Not a chance,” says the husband, “it is three o’clock in the […]

You know you’re depressed if…

You can’t decide if you should drink heavily or just go drive your car into a tree somewhere. This is looking attractive: The Department of the Army is seeking to hire highly skilled and deeply motivated U.S. citizens to work as civilians assisting the Iraq Project and Contracting Office deliver services, supplies and infrastructure identified […]