That’s my boy
6:43 AM. My son is sitting on the couch, watching Arthur, with his hand on the remote so he can scan the ten other channels of kids programming. I ask, “How are you this morning?” He replies, “Tomorrow’s Friday!”
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Zona de Salpicadura
Canoe Shamu? Originally uploaded by silly old bear. My son convinced me to sit down front for the Shamu show. It was hot, hot hot, because the sun was beating down (three in the afternoon) and I thought a little splash of water would feel good. For some reason, Shamu multiplies during the show, and […]
It’s not a graduation! But it’s a CEREMONY
I just finished watching our First Grade Awards. Every child received an individual “citizenship” certificate. There were things like “most creative” and “friendliest” and “dedicated.” My son’s turn came. I imagined some of these awards: Future star of “Cops” Best chair toss Overcame most obstacles to still pass Most Days In-School-Suspension Most Creative / Decorative […]