This guy takes his Labrador to the vet and says to him, “My dog’s cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for him?” “Well,” say the vet, “Let’s have a look at him.” So he picks the dog up and has a good look at its eyes. After pausing for a while to think, the […]
Okay, I’m so thrilled that I found a new set of smilies :p and with how many of y’all blatantly stroked my ego by responding to my “lurker amnesty day” (aka: I’m feeling a little insecure so please say you don’t hate me day), that I’m gonna be like the drunk that doesn’t take the […]
First, don’t read too much into the title. It just popped into my head as a song that was popular back when. This is an odd entry to write, and I’ve been mulling it over for a while. And will continue mulling and possibly changing it later. I dunno. I’m truly puzzled at my mixed […]