kleenex

Me: examine all of the facial tissue offerings for several minutes, comparing price per each with such features as aloe or antibacteria crap; eventually picking one that is not too expensive but not too scratchy looking.

Two days later the dog eats the entire box.

She: Grabs a box with Ratatouille on it. Instant hit with the kids.

too bad I don’t have a camera handy:

Baby holding a kleenex up to the dog to see if she’ll blow her nose. Dog rolls her eyes and goes back to sleep.