hurricane season

Squalls out on the gulf stream, big storm’s coming soon I passed out in my hammock… and God, I slept till way past noon Stood up and tried to focus, I hoped I wouldn’t have to look far I knew I could use a Bloody Mary, so I stumbled next door to the bar ~Jimmy […]

Neenex battle of the sexes

Me: examine all of the facial tissue offerings for several minutes, comparing price per each with such features as aloe or antibacteria crap; eventually picking one that is not too expensive but not too scratchy looking. Two days later the dog eats the entire box. She: Grabs a box with Ratatouille on it. Instant hit […]

funny thing

too bad I don’t have a camera handy: Baby holding a kleenex up to the dog to see if she’ll blow her nose. Dog rolls her eyes and goes back to sleep.