Things that go “crunch”

Last night at 4:00 AM I awoke to the sound of the cat crunching the food in her bowl. And suddenly it reminded me of something from my childhood. We were outside, playing with a bunch of kids from the neighborhood, when we noticed that somebody’s cat (it’s been a long time but I think […]

Sex Cells

Since entries with some kind of sex theme, no matter how remote, always seem to elicit a reaction, I have to pass along this e-mail I just received: I don’t usually do these, but the consequences of not with this are just too scary! Enjoy and here’s looking to the next four days!! Read all […]

Denied

Yeah, I waited. They said “February 2.” They said “After 6:00 PM” That’s when I was supposed to get with the 90’s and have my DSL activated. Guess what? Really, guess? I get the exact same response I did on Saturday, when I tried to follow their e-mailed instructions. In other words, nothing. So tonight, […]