This is your stewardess speaking. We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused; this is due to periodic airpockets we encounter. There’s no reason to be alarmed and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
She says it so much better than I could, here’s an excerpt: “If I am an inspiration, I hope it’s that I inspire people to live everyday fully: to laugh at least once every day; to cry when the tears come; to love without fear of pain; to give deeply of themselves to others; to […]
Last summer, after Midas fucked up my car, I took it to my “regular” mechanic. Now, you would think I would know better than to let Midas fuck up my car, but I was under the mistaken impression that their warranty meant something and they had worked on it before. They finally managed to get […]