Again, Andy Borowitz nails one.

BARBARA BUSH RELOCATED Former First Lady Moved to New Location Away From Cameras, Microphones Just days after former First Lady Barbara Bush made widely publicized remarks about people made homeless by Hurricane Katrina, the White House said today that Mrs. Bush had been moved to “a new location away from television cameras and microphones.” Mrs. […]

Handy Christmas Tips

Since I’m finding it difficult to focus on work, due in no small part to certain e-mails I received at 8:00 freakin’ AM (heh), so I’ll do the next best thing: spread holiday cheer. Here is Dave Barry’s guide to Gift Wrapping for Men: – This is the time of year when we think back […]

Okay, now this is silly

Apparently the Vatican and everyone else is not terribly happy with the wax celebrity nativity scene starring Beckham and Posh as Joseph and Mary. Okay, and Samuel L. Jackson would make a kick-ass shepard. Nobody would fuck with his sheep. (insert Beavis laugh here). But c’mon, look at the wise men. That’s just going too […]