I was coaching soccer practice, and one common thing for me to do is to yell for the players to “freeze” while in the midst of a scrimmage so I can tell them something. Me: “okay, Freeze!” Player (slowly): “I’m just. getting. a. drink. of. water.” The entire team then breaks into their favorite “Incredibles” […]
So this is how the other half lives? I’m on my bed, with a glass of wine. Cheap wine. I’m writing this entry, I just checked the weather and e-mail, I’ve checked out a few other blogs. And the Incredibles is playing in another window, in glorious stereo surround. Did you know Bomb Voyage was […]
We saw “The Pacifier” yesterday; the boys and I. Pretty good, here are some highlights (not necessarily in order): Cute kids. A duck. Gratuitous Vin Diesel in the shower scene (with followup of Vin Diesel in a towel scene). Helicopter crash (1). Minivan driven like Nascar racer (three or four times). Vin Diesel pretending he’s […]