Friendly Fire in South Texas

Oops!: “‘The vice president didn’t see him,’ she continued. ‘The covey flushed and the vice president picked out a bird and was following it and shot. And by god, Harry was in the line of fire and got peppered pretty good.’” I’ve noticed that in just a few hours CNN has changed it’s tune from […]

Bondage

No, not that kind. However, as usual when a new HP movie comes out, my blog is being flooded with people searching for Emma Watson’s Breasts™, so mentioning bondage or perhaps other fun indoor sports will increase my hits even more. Whatever. So, I realized over the weekend that my son (eldest, almost 8) and […]

THE WORLD’S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl “Will you marry me?” The girl said, “NO!” And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted. THE END