A couple of guys are out in the woods hunting when one of them suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, “I think […]
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR GRANDPARENTS ARE STILL SEXUALLY ACTIVE 10. Pair of edible Depends found on bedroom floor. 9. Lately, at night, they put their teeth in the same glass. 8. Grandpa grabs his crotch and complains loudly of “denture-burn.” 7. Granny found cuffed to her walker. 6. Not only do you hear the bed […]
Ashcroft said seven people being sought in terrorism investigations “pose a clear and present danger to America.” He also said this was his Sum of All Fears and that he wasn’t just playing Patriot Games. He announced more funding for the Hunt for Red October and declared there could be a Red Storm Rising unless […]