Okay, Mindy really said “suck it up” but we all know what she meant, right? (also, Mindy? I owe you pictures of that freakin’ alarm clock in action. Dayum) Four Jobs I Have Had: 1) Bartender 2) Hearse driver 3) Accountant 4) Telemarketer for a carpet cleaning company (Chem Lawn, go figure) Four Movies I […]
Yeah, I’ve been down lately, but not so much that I can’t appreciate what Researchers discoving the largest prime number will do to bring about world peace and feed hungry children.
I got a friend he ain’t never had no wife Don’t understand why she’s the joy of my whole life He said explain, and I know it sounds uncouth But it’s a feelin’ in my stomach if you want to know the truth It’s a taste, well I like to call my own It’s a […]