A couple is golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee the husband says, “Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball. Don’t knock out any windows it’ll cost us a fortune to fix.” The wife tees up and promptly shanks it right […]
Willie and his buddies opened with this one on their cable special. Too bad Shaver couldn’t be there. It was a rainy Wednesday morning That’s the day that I was born in That old sharecroppers one room country shack They say my mama left me the day before she had me They say she hit […]
(Courtesy Boing Boing!, click to go there) Okay, honey, if I can have one of these I’ll quit looking at sports cars. For a while, at least.